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Today’s Dachshund - A Wiener Dog Mural From Frank In Austin

Submitted by reader Bo Williams! This is on the wall of a restaurant called Frank in Austin, TX.

wienermural

My wife’s been asking what I want to do for father’s day…well, now that’s settled.

Bacon Narwhal Might Be The Greatest Thing We’ve Ever Seen

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Bacon Narwhal
Bacon Narwhal
Bacon Narwhal

Update: The inventor and creator of the bacon narwhal has contacted us with a link that explains how to create your own. Visit his site at least to say thanks!

in case you’re not paying attention there’s a link to a bacon bra on this page

Today’s Dachshund - Chocolate Wiener Dogs, or, Wiener Dogs Made Of Chocolate

chocoloate wiener dogs

chocoloate wiener dogs

From Manhattan Fruitier, “Six adorable chocolate Dachshunds! Crafted from the finest chocolates, there are two variations in solid chocolate to reflect the diversity of the breed.”

Get some for the choco-wiener-dog-o-holics in your life.

Today’s Wiener Dog - This Wiener Dog Eats Every Part Of The Watermelon

Today’s Dachshund (1/18/10) - Johnson The Wiener Dog And Tattooed Underwear Guy Play Fetch In A Flooded Back Yard (video)

Today’s Dachshund (1/17/10) - Pink Crochet Wiener Dig That Someone Posted To A Message Board

Nice work!

Today’s Wiener Dog (1/16/10) - Nothing Says I Love You Like Wiener Dog Valentine’s Day Card

VD is right around the corner

VD is right around the corner

Get some!

Today’s Wiener Dog (1/15/10) - Nothing goes together like a wiener dog and an empty box…(video)

…except maybe viagra and ecstasy

Today’s Dachshund (1/14/10) - A Howling Wiener Dog

“Hoooowwwwlll” is wiener dog for either “it’s your shot, dude, wake up,” or “it’s wake-n-bake-’clock!”

Today’s Dacshund (1/13/10) - Wilt The Angry Wiener Dog Bites The Hand That Feeds Him