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Today’s Wiener Dog (1/16/10) – Nothing Says I Love You Like Wiener Dog Valentine’s Day Card

VD is right around the corner

VD is right around the corner

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Today’s Wiener Dog (1/15/10) – Nothing goes together like a wiener dog and an empty box…(video)

…except maybe viagra and ecstasy

Today’s Dachshund (1/14/10) – A Howling Wiener Dog

“Hoooowwwwlll” is wiener dog for either “it’s your shot, dude, wake up,” or “it’s wake-n-bake-’clock!”

Today’s Dacshund (1/13/10) – Wilt The Angry Wiener Dog Bites The Hand That Feeds Him

Today’s Dachshund (1/12/10) – “I Heart Your BF’s Wiener” Post Card And Other Hilarious Wiener Dog Related Post Cards….For Sale!

Its funny because its true...

It's funny because it's true...

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Today’s Dachshund (1/11/10) – Remember “Wiener Dog” From “Welcome to the Dollhouse?”

Body double in Hostel 2? (nsfw)

Today’s Wiener Dog (1/10/09) – This Bungee Wiener Dog Toy Is The Perfect Gift For Your Wiener Dog

Plush Puppies Wilbur the Weiner Dog Bungees Dog Toy

Plush Puppies Wilbur the Weiner Dog Bungees Dog Toy

I’m banking on the belief that my six month old baby will also enjoy this toy. I also like how the wiener dog toy is named Wilbur.

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Today’s Dachshund (1/9/10) – Barrel Racing Wiener Dog (video)

The cowboy on the back is also pretty great. Saw it here first.

Things To Do Tomorrow In New Bedford At The Moby Dick-A-Thon

The Voyage Of The Pequod

The Voyage Of The Pequod

…if you’re planning to do exactly what I’m doing while you’re there:

1. Arrive in time to see some people read some Moby Dick, then
2. Check out the New Bedford Whaling Museum
3. Visit the Seamen’s Bethel
4. Late lunch/early dinner at Antonio’s
5. Pre-reading libations and perhaps some playoff tackle football (somewhere near the whaling museum…there’s this place we went last year, but I can’t recall what it’s called).
6. Read at the Moby Dick-A-Thon (830PM)
7. Dinner at No Problemo
8. Watch the Capital Radio rock show at No Problemo (around 11PM).
9. Mohegan Sun

Today’s Dachshund (1/8/10) – “Douche Hound” Is Not Another Name For Wiener Dog

Ya douche…

douchehound