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Whale-related Play In Calgary, Alberta Opens To Unimaginative Reviews (Hint: It’s A “Whale Of A Tale”)

I searched and searched for pictures…and I finally found pictures.

Justin Michael Carriere as Hector and Shawna Burnett as Kira in The Invention of Music, a new comedy by Clem Martini on the TransCanada Stage at Lunchbox Theatre, March 30 – April 25, 2009. Photograph by Benjamin Laird Arts and Photo.

Justin Michael Carriere as Hector and Shawna Burnett as Kira in "The Invention of Music", a new comedy by Clem Martini on the TransCanada Stage at Lunchbox Theatre, March 30 – April 25, 2009. Photograph by Benjamin Laird Arts and Photo.


So…it appears that the Lunchbox Theater in Calgary, Alberta, CA specializes exclusively in one act plays. This, according to their web sheet:

A one-act play is a short play that takes place in one act consisting of one or more scenes. The “one-act” is often referred to as the “short story” of plays because the story is told in a concise and creatively efficient manner. One-act plays, as with full length plays, come in all genres: comedies, dramas and musicals. At Lunchbox Theatre we program mainly comedies and musicals as we provide a noon-time oasis for our busy audience members.

First of all, let’s deconstruct Lunchbox Theater’s definition of one act play:

A one-act play is a short play that takes place in one act…

Seriously, God bless community theater. Especially when it’s community lunch hour theater. And especially when their current play is about whales! “The Invention Of Music” runs thru 4/25.
First of all, the play is written by a dude named Clem Martini. It’s impossible to determine which name is better, his first or his last. And despite being a novelist, playwright, and university prof, Clem Martini does not appear to have his own wikipedia entry.

Clem Martini, struggling to support the weight of the genius thats trapped in his head.

Clem Martini, struggling to support the weight of the genius that's trapped in his head.


“The Invention of Music” is supposedly a comedy about whales in rehab. There’s Frank, the finback, with a radio-receiver harpoon in his head.
Son, youve got a harpoon in your head. (Photograph by Benjamin Laird Arts and Photo)

Son, you've got a harpoon in your head. (Photograph by Benjamin Laird Arts and Photo)


There’s Bill The Blue Whale, self-conscious about his weight.
Hes fat, but hes also big boned (Photograph by Benjamin Laird Arts and Photo)

He's fat, but he's also big boned (Photograph by Benjamin Laird Arts and Photo)


There’s Hector, the happy humpback.
Ive mostly only known Mexican guys named Hector (Photograph by Benjamin Laird Arts and Photo)

I've mostly only known Mexican guys named Hector (Photograph by Benjamin Laird Arts and Photo)


And there’s Kira, a female Orca, played by Shawna Burnett…whose range is demonstrated in these stills.






Kira is in love with Hector.

Louis B. Hobson, from SunMedia.ca, gives the 2.5 out of five stars. He calls the costume design “bargain basement,” but refrains from using the phrase “whale of a tale” (in the review, but not in the PREview).

Bob Clark, of the Calgary Herald, gives it a 4 out of five, and calls it “imaginative, funny, and wise.” He makes reference to there being some whales “of a tale.”

So the reviews round out to a 3.25 out of 5. I’m going to check the last minute deals at Travelocity.com now.

Life-sized Photo Of Blue Whale Available In Your Web Browser

(Approximate) Life-sized blue whale eye...youd think it would be bigger.

(Approximate) Life-sized blue whale eye...you'd think it would be bigger.

The Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society has created this pretty cool flash app, warning that if commercial whaling isn’t stopped, “This might be the last life size whale you will ever see.”

It’s part of their Stop Whaling initiative. I sort of came across this thing randomly – I have no idea why it’s so impossible to find on their web site.

Hot (Blue) Whale On (Fin) Whale Action

Pretty sure I mentioned somewhere before that National Geographic used DNA testing to determine that blue whale meat was being sold in Japanese markets. Check out the clip below. Not only is the whale meat in question blue whale meat, it’s meat from a rare hybrid whale – the result of breeding between the two largest species of whales (blue and fin).

Scientists in the clip below mention they don’t know for certain why inter-species mating happens, but it could be simply because a same-species mate can’t be found.

The Whale Watch: Other Whale-Related Matters From Around The Globe

More news from the world of whales:

Pilot Whales beached south of Perth (Tim Brown, Aerophoto)

Pilot Whales beached south of Perth (Tim Brown, Aerophoto)

  • Traditional Indonesian Whalers Spurn Conservation Zone Plans (Jakarta Globe)
  • Surviving whales in Western Australia to be ‘herded’ out to sea (ABC)
  • Blue Whales May Get Boost From Fertilization Program (Bloomberg.com)

Japan Rejects Plan To End “Research Whaling” At IWC Conference

Illustration by Jamie Littler

Illustration by Jamie Littler

Not a lot of news so far from the first couple days of the IWC meeting in Rome, but I did find this post that says Japan rejected the proposal to end – or to phase out – “scientific whaling” in exchange for whaling rights in her coastal waters.

In 2008, Japan killed over 900 minke whales, 50 endangered fin whales, and 50 humpback whales. National Geographic reports in the Kingdom of the Blue Whale documentary that they found blue whale meat for sale in Japanese markets.

(The above illustration is from UK-based illustrator Jamie Littler, who produced this piece for a project on Japanese whaling.)

Blue Whales are as big as the space shuttle

A blue whale compared to the space shuttle

A blue whale compared to the space shuttle

Check out this flash app over at National Geographic that allows you to compare the size of a blue whale to all kinds of things: a basketball court, a school bus, a tank, etc.

Kingdom of The Blue Whale premieres Sunday, March 8 at 8PM ET on The National Geographic Channel.