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Holy Crap! There’s An Audio Book Version Of Moby Dick Narrated By Burt Reynolds

Sorry, “performed” by Burt Reynolds.

Moby Dick read by Burt Reynolds.

Moby Dick read by Burt Reynolds.

Yes, Burt f’in Reynolds

Burt Fin Reynolds

Burt F'in Reynolds

Burt Reynolds!

Today’s Wiener Dog (6/29/09) - Mischa Barton With A Wiener Dog On Her Head (photo)

Mischa Barton with a wiener dog on her head

Mischa Barton with a wiener dog on her head

At least the dogs in this picture are cute.

Hot Celebrity Women Who Hate Whaling!

As the IWC’s annual conference gets underway this week in Portugal, it’s unlikely that any real progress will be made by that body towards ending commercial whaling, but the athletes, models and actresses below are likely to be paying attention. In they past, they’ve all spoken out - or protested against - whaling.

1. Hayden Panettiere - Hayden has taken part in protests in Japan, tried to gather a million signatures protesting whaling via an online widget, and has done press and speaking appearances across the globe.

Hayden at a rally in Washington DC.

Hayden at a rally in Washington DC.


Hayden at a dolphin killing protest in Japan.

Hayden at a dolphin killing protest in Japan.


Same as above.

Same as above.


2. Hannah Fraser - Hannah is a model who travels the world being filmed and photographed as a mermaid. She participated in the 2007 protest with Hayden Panettiere in Japan (which was organized by her husband, pro surfer Dave Rastovich) and has spoken out against whaling in numerous public appearances.

Hannah Fraser as a mermaid.

Hannah Fraser as a mermaid.


Hannah Fraser as a non-mermaid (from her MySpace page)

Hannah Fraser as a non-mermaid (from her MySpace page)


3. Isabel Lucas - Australian actress, Isabel Lucas, has campaigned on behalf of the Whaleman Foundation, and is yet another celeb to have participated in Rastovich’s protest in Japan. She’s a well-known soap star and activist in her home country, and she’s also starring in the new Transformers movie.

Isabel Lucas - I don't know, but there could be something green going on here.

Isabel Lucas - I don't know, but there could be something green going on here.


Isabel Lucas with a harpoon (hint: she doesn't like harpoons)

Isabel Lucas with a harpoon (hint: she doesn't like harpoons)


Isabel Lucas wearing one of those little headband things I like.

Isabel Lucas wearing one of those little headband things I like.


4. Karina Petroni - Pro Surfer Karina Petroni was yet another participant in the Rastovich protest. Said Karina, “It was the most intense experience I’ve ever had. Our motive was not to dictate to the Japanese people but instead to have a peaceful ceremony for these amazing friends we’ve lost and also to reeducate the wonderful Japanese people on how dolphin meat is highly contaminated with mercury. They’re feeding the meat to some of the school children and it’s slowly poisoning them.”

Karina Petroni

Karina Petroni


Pro Surfer Karina Petroni

Pro Surfer Karina Petroni


5. Daryl Hannah - Daryl Hannah hates whaling so much that she went to sail with the Sea Shepherd crew. On top of that she’s sort of called out Greenpeace for being soft, saying “If Greenpeace would join forces with Sea Shepherd they would shut down the whaling industry right away. If they were really serious and held their convictions they could accomplish this.”

Well, of course...

Well, of course...


Daryl...Hannah

Daryl...Hannah


6. Alexandra Paul - Best known for playing Stephanie Holden on Baywatch, Alexandra is anti-whaling from the old school. She says, “When I grew up in the 1970s. ‘Save the Whales’ was the most popular slogan around. Most people think the whales have been saved, but that is not true.”

Alexandra competing in the Bonaire EcoSwim 10K race

Alexandra competing in the Bonaire EcoSwim 10K race


From Baywatch

From Baywatch

7. Vanessa Carbone - Argentine Model, and former Playboy Playmate, Vanessa Carbone has publicly stripped down to nothing but a g-string to protest Japanese whaling.
Vanessa Carbone ("Let them live," i.e. the whales)

Mas Vanessa Carbone

Mas Vanessa Carbone


8. Megan Gale - Says Australian model/actress/activist Megan Gale of Japanese whaling, “The whaling issue in Japan is something that has left me absolutely speechless. I can’t comprehend how other humans on this planet can think it’s perfectly reasonable to create such a cruel and excessive amount of bloodshed time and time again. I have been shocked and disgusted to learn of, not only the slaying of these beautiful, harmless mammals, but also the horrific, torturous and senseless way in which they are killed.”

Megan Gale

Megan Gale


Megan Gale - she was going to be the new Wonder Woman, but the project's on hold

Megan Gale - she was going to be the new Wonder Woman, but the project's on hold


8. Leisel Jones - Australian Olympic Medal Leisel Jones is the new face of The World Society for the Protection of Animals anti-whaling campaign. Again, not a fan of the Japanese whaling. She says, “WSPA has scientifically-proven evidence there is no humane way to kill a whale at sea, with some whales taking an hour or even more to die.”

Leisel Jones

Leisel Jones


Leisel Jones

Leisel Jones


Leisel Jones

Leisel Jones


Save The Cheerleader (From Falling Woefully Short Of Her Petition Drive Goal) - Hayden Panettiere Needs You

Way back in early March, Hayden Panettiere and The Whaleman Foundation launched the above widget and announced they planned to submit 1M signatures to the IWC at its summer meeting in Portugal.

That meeting is in five days, and so far they’ve only got just over 160k signatures. Doesn’t look good.

Sign this thing and help these people out. She’s put her money where her mouth is. She’s done more than put her face on a widget. She made a sexy video blog against whaling. She did a press tour in Australia against whaling. And she took part in a highly publicized protest in Japan during the filming of “The Cove.”

How Moby Got His Name And the Chicago Whales - Two Whale-related Things I Learned About Today

Richard Melville Hall.  You might know his as Moby.  Then again, you mightnt.

Richard Melville Hall. You might know his as Moby. Then again, you mightn't.

You know, I never really cared much about Moby or about where he got his name…Nothing personal, his stuff just doesn’t turn the ol’ crank. But…now I know this: Moby was actually born Richard Melville Hall, and he earned the nickname early on in life because of his supposed ancestral relationship to Herman Melville, author of Moby Dick. Says Moby, The basis for Richard Melville Hall – and for Moby – is that supposedly Herman Melville was my great-great-great-granduncle.”

I have no reason at all to believe that this is an accurate representation of a Chicago Whales jersey

I have no reason at all to believe that this is an accurate representation of a Chicago Whales jersey

Apparently from 1914 - 1915, there was a federal league baseball team in Chicago that was called the Chicago Whales (but only in 1915 (when the won the federal league championship)). The stadium the Whales called home, Weeghman Park, is now know as Wrigley Field.

Christian Bale Wearing A Sea Shepherd T-shirt

Christian Bale and his wife arrive at Los Angeles Airport.

This pic of Christian Bale wearing a Sea Shepherd t-shirt was at LAX. That’s not Jennifer Biel with him…That’s his wife.

Christian Bale used to be a vegetarian.

William Shatner Trying To Communicate With Whales In Their Own Language (video)


Shatner Sings to the Whales - Watch more Funny Videos

Supposedly the above scene of Shatner speaking in whale tongues took place off Hawaii with his family in 2007. This isn’t the first time Shatner’s worked with whales. Who can forget, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home? You could, right? I’ll refresh your memory.

And then there’s this…It’s not whale-related, but it is the greatest video of all times:

The Whale Watch: Other Whale-Related Matters From Around The Globe

More news from the world of whales:

  • The New Bedford Whaling Museum has a blog!
  • The opposition in Australia is accusing the government of dropping it’s campaign promise to take Japan to international court over whaling. (ABC News)
  • James Bond goes to the white house to say he hates whaling (Politico.com)

The Whale Watch: Other Whale-Related Matters From Around The Globe

More news from the world of whales:

Disturbing?...Yes

Disturbing?...Yes


Disturbing?...No

Disturbing?...No

  • Is Iceland as fucked up as North Korea yet? Signs point to yes! From whale watching boats, you’ll soon be able to see whales get killed. (AFP)
  • Including the “naked chicks with no fur against fur” genre in a list of 11 more Disturbingly Creative Environmental Ads just seems lazy…or confused…or both.(WebEcoist)
  • First quarter visits to the New Bedford Whaling Museum up 8 percent YTY (Boston Business Journal)

The Whale Watch: Other Whale-Related Matters From Around The Globe

Happy happy whale whale.  Happy happy whale.

Happy happy whale whale. Happy happy whale.

More news from the world of whales:

  • I promise to be the only person to avoid “Living on a prayer” references to the dolphin that was found dead in the river near Bon Jovi’s house (Yahoo!/AP)
  • British Scientist believes he’s fixin’ to create a device that will allow him to talk to dolphins (Sky)
  • There’s an iPhone app for everything! Including listening to live whale songs under the waters near Maui (iPhone application list)
  • The Women of Fishing Familes (WOFF) has created a legal defense fund for the Mass. fisherman accused of harassing a whale (Cape Cod Online)
  • Happy happy whale whale. Happy happy whale.
  • Nortel reporting system helps protect endangered North Atlantic right whale (Washington Technology)
  • Bones found on Santa Cruz County beach may be rare, extinct whale (Mercury News)