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Today’s Wiener Dog - This Wiener Dog Eats Every Part Of The Watermelon

Today’s Dachshund (1/18/10) - Johnson The Wiener Dog And Tattooed Underwear Guy Play Fetch In A Flooded Back Yard (video)

Today’s Wiener Dog (1/15/10) - Nothing goes together like a wiener dog and an empty box…(video)

…except maybe viagra and ecstasy

Today’s Dachshund (1/14/10) - A Howling Wiener Dog

“Hoooowwwwlll” is wiener dog for either “it’s your shot, dude, wake up,” or “it’s wake-n-bake-’clock!”

Today’s Dacshund (1/13/10) - Wilt The Angry Wiener Dog Bites The Hand That Feeds Him

Today’s Dachshund (1/9/10) - Barrel Racing Wiener Dog (video)

The cowboy on the back is also pretty great. Saw it here first.

Today’s Dachshund (1/6/10) - Sauce The Tree Climbing Wiener Dog (video)

Today’s Dachshund (1/5/10) - Bacon The Wiener Dog Opening A Christmas Present

Yep. Bacon.

Today’s Dachshund (1/4/10) - A Wiener Dog Wearing A Snuggie (video)

Score.

Today’s Dachshund (1/3/10) - The Snow Is Deeper Than The Wiener Dog Is Tall (video)

It’s a wiener wonderland.