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Today’s Dacshund (8/24/09) – Double Wiener Dogs Running Up The Stairs

Beautiful.

Today’s Dachshund (8/13/09) – This Wiener Dog Is Named Snausage! (video)

:50 – “Crawl, Snausage”
There’s also a second appearance by an unnamed wiener dog.

Don’t know what Snausages are?

Today’s Dachshund (8/1/09) – A Wiener Dog That’s Been Eaten By An Alligator (video)

Actually, it’s just a wiener dog wearing an alligator costume.

Today’s Dachshund (7/18/09) – Rudy The Wiener Dog Freaking Out In The Bathtub (video)

And the second wiener dog just watches.

Today’s Wiener Dog (7/4/09) – Two Freedom Loving Wiener Dogs Wearing Patriotic Hats (video)

Happy 4th of July, America!

And here’s a bonus wheelchair wiener dog racing and being patriotic.

Today’s Dachshund (7/1/09) – Arkansas Weiner Dog Waterfall Expedition (video)

This video features two quite adventurous wiener dogs.

Today’s Dacshund (6/6/09) – Swimming Wiener Dog, Laughing Baby, Hot Mom In Bikini (video)

There’s not really a whole lot more to add. Swimming wiener dogs are pretty darn funny.

  • 0:09 – Wiener dog dive
  • 0:16 – Tight on mom
  • 0:20 – Hilarious wet wiener dog walk
  • 0:22 – Hilarious wet wiener dog shake
  • 0:26 – 0:42 – Cameraman: Mom? Baby? Mom? Baby?
  • 0:50 – Enter second covert wiener dog

Today’s Wiener Dog (4/9/09) – Racing Wiener Dog With Trainer

How many wiener dogs can you count in this picture?

How many wiener dogs can you count in this picture?

The Pensacola Wiener Dog Races are only two days away. There’s a ten dollar fee to participate. Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs (or wieners) will be served. And there’s a handicapped division.

The races also take place at a motor sports track.

Today’s Wiener Dog (4/8/09) – A Wiener Dog Wearing A Pink Cowboy Hat And Chaps

Today’s Wiener Dog (4/7/09) – Wiener Dog Playing With An ABA Basketball (with an appearance by a tail-wagging wiener dog)

I’ve been inundated with emails about the new web site design. It’s because the North Carolina University Tarheels were in the final four and are now NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.

Eddie Haskell FTW!! (Yahoo!)

Eddie Haskell FTW!! (Yahoo!)

And did anyone else see this during “One Shining Moment?” WTF?

I think were all confused.

I think we're all confused.