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Today’s Dachshund (12/17/09) – Wiener Dog Inspired Wine From The South Of France

Longue-Dog Grenache Syrah

Longue-Dog Grenache Syrah

According to travel bloggers Diane and Wessel, Lougue-Dog is a play on word as the wine is from the Languedoc region of France.

Alas, not available in the US.

Today’s Dachshund (12/2/09) – Liberty London Girl Says Odette New York’s Dachshund Necklaces Are Awesome

I don’t know who Liberty London Girl is (and apparently nobody else does either, because she blogs “anonymously”), but Times UK says her blog is one of the 100 most influential in the world. Because, sure, why not? Fashion is probably somewhere on the list of the world’s 100 most important topics.

Behold, wiener dog necklaces!

Odette New York Wiener Dog/Dachshund Necklaces

Odette New York Wiener Dog/Dachshund Necklaces

Today’s Dachshund (11/27/09) – OMG! The Complete Wiener Dog Nativity Set, Just In Time For The Holidays (merch)

This really just goes right to the top of the wiener dog-related merch list. Right to the top

The Complete Wiener Dog Nativity Set

The Complete Wiener Dog Nativity Set

You get:
Joseph
Mary
Baby Jesus
The Three Wise Weenies
The Angel Weenie
The Sheperd and Sheperd boy Dachshund
The Little Drummer Dachshund

Mary, Joseph and the Baby Jesus

Mary, Joseph and the Baby Jesus

Today’s Dachshund (11/26/09) – This Antique Disney Ceramic Wiener Dog Can Be Your For Only $100 (merch)

Antique Disney Dachshund From Lady And The Tramp

Antique Disney Dachshund From Lady And The Tramp

More on this item from the ebay seller:

Old, antique, vintage figure of Dachsie, the dachshund dog from the Disney movie Lady and the Tramp. Made by Hagen-Renaker, a California pottery, and only produced from 1955-1959. This dog is about 1 1/8″ high x 2″ long. Excellent condition, no chips, cracks, or crazing. White spots in photos are from light reflections. Designed by Don Winton. Very rare, I have seen this dog sell for over $200 on ebay. I am offering it at a very reasonable price with FREE shipping. Check out my other listings for more Hagen-Renaker & Disney figures on sale now.

Today’s Dachshund (11/24/09) – The Jury’s Still Out On This Metal Wiener Dog Sculpture (merch)

I just…I don’t know. Maybe you should buy one and let me know…

Metal Wiener Dog Sculpture

Metal Wiener Dog Sculpture

Today’s Dachshund (11/22/09) – There’s A 50-50 Chance The Hipster Chick In Your Life Will Like These Wiener Dog Earrings

There’s only one way to find out. Buy some!

Wiener Dog/Dachshund Earrings

Wiener Dog/Dachshund Earrings

One ear gets the wiener dog head. The other gets a wiener dog butt.

Today’s Dachshund (11/21/09) – I Will Lose Sleep Over The Fact That I Didn’t Have This Wiener Dog BBQ Serving Platter When I Hosted A BBQ Party This Friday (merch)

I could have put this:

Pigg Butt

Pigg Butt

In this:

Today’s Dachshund (11/19/09) – The Framed Puppies and Wiener Dogs Blue PJ Pajama Shirt and Pants Set Is Perfect For People With Only One-And-A-Half Legs (merch)

And people with pretty smiles.

Limited supplies. Buy yours now. Even if you have to chop off your own leg or the leg of someone you love.

Today’s Wiener Dog (11/18/09) – These sexy “peasant smock” Wiener Dog Pajamas Are The Perfect Stocking Stuffer

These wiener dog pjs are covered with dachshunds!

These wiener dog pj's are covered with dachshunds!

These are sure to spice things up this winter! Buy several pairs now!

Today’s Dachshund (11/15/09) – I Guess This Bowl With Wiener Dogs On It Isn’t So Bad

Wiener dogs on a ceramic bowl

Wiener dogs on a ceramic bowl

Get one for your wiener dog here.