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Today’s Dachshund (5/27/09) – Pablo Picasso’s “The Pianist,” Featuring His Pet Wiener Dog (painting)
Well some people like wiener dogs  Pablo Picasso had a wiener dog named Lump .jpg) What's wrong with this picture? Someone named Crabmommy has given the world directions on how to make a wiener dog out of a tampon, some playdoh, and some matchsticks and/or pipecleaners. The only problem that I can see with this tampon wiener design (pictured above) is the color. It should be easy enough, though, to create a more natural-colored red wiener dog with only very slight modifications to the instructions. Whatever this is, it’s not a sport. It’s a circus trick. And this is apparently video of some guy breaking the world record of it. Simone Arrigoni, of Rome (Italy), rode two dolphins, King and Paco, for 450 meters. Says Arrigoni, “We-a did it in-a one-a go-a today-a so-a King-a and-a Paco will get-a extra tuna tonight, that’s for sure-a.” Ever wanted to see Isabella Rossellini dressed up in a fat suit, sporting a six foot strap-on penis, and having simulated sex with a whale puppet? Me either. And what would David Lynch say? I mean, seriously, what’s the point? You run 1:35 of credits for 1:25 of content. Times are tough. Give this money to somebody or something that needs it. This video really fucking pisses me off. PitchersAndPoets.com is a web site about pitchers and poets. According to the webmaster;
Check it out.  The scene? (Photo: Cri.cn) According to Chinese media reports, a Chinese merchant convoy was saved from marauding Somali pirates when a pod of more than a thousand dolphins suddenly appeared, cutting off the pirates from their prey. According to the same story, 20% of the nearly 1300 Chinese ships that traveled through Gulf of Aden waters last year came under pirate attack. Seven were hijacked. The English-language version of China’s official site, sums it up best:
The pirates have vowed revenge. More news from the world of whales (4/13/09):
 I have no idea... More news from the world of whales:
It’s got the head of a man and the remainder of the body of an orca, or “killer” whale. It can fellate itself while dancing to “What’s Love Got To Do With It?” Therefore it clearly is intelligent enough to understand the concept of irony. |
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