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Today’s Dacshund (9/13/09) – Schnitz The Wiener Dog Dressed Up In A Tuxedo And Not Too Happy About It

0:22 – Man, that’s funny.

Today’s Dacshund (9/12/09) – Do Not F%$& With This Wiener Dog’s Plastic Bone

Note: One of the comments on youtube says: “My Weiner Dog used to do that with pig ears!”

Today’s Dachshund (9/11/09) – A Wiener Dog Exploding A Water Filled Rubber Glove (video)

That’s a dirty trick to play on a wiener dog.

Today’s Dacshund (9/10/09) – Jackson The Diving Wiener Dog (video)

0:46 – Check out the awesome mounting of the floating mattress.
0:51 – Star wipe! Yes!

Today’s Dacshund (9/9/09) – Henry The Wiener Dog Doing A Series Of Regular Dog Tricks (video)

1:03 – I question Hank’s commitment to the “Bang! Bang!” trick. Otherwise, satisfactory work.

Today’s Dachshund (9/8/09) – Bruno The Very Small Just Born Wiener Dog

Let’s hope he found a good home.

Today’s Dacshund (9/7/09) – A Baby Wiener Dog Kissing A Baby Person (video)

0:45 – Double Wiener Dogs
0:51 – Baby, “I just got mouth-raped by a wiener dog. Why did you just stand there an laugh?”

Today’s Dacshund (8/14/09) – Spore Is The Worst Video Game Ever, But At Least You Can Make Wiener Dog Looking Creatures In It

…but even that’s not worth it. Man, that game sucks.

These spore wieners are also pretty good…I think better than above. For the one second I played the game, I made some spore wieners who eventually tried to take over the universe in a wiener dog shaped spaceship.