Whales and Wiener Dogs

It's funny because it's true...

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Blue Christmas Dachshund byV. Bridges-Hoyt

This 4 in. x 6 in. watercolor by Texas painter V. Bridges-Hoyt can be yours for only fifty bucks.

This seller on Etsy features original wiener dog related art:

But if it was a real coffee company...

As well as original whale related art:

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It’s like a very small dachshund swallowed a bottle opener.

That looks like it would hurt.

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Nodding Wiener Dog Speakers

Apparently they nod along to the music.

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It’s never too early to start thinking Valentine’s Day! But you’ll need two sets for a gay couple. Or maybe you know a gay couple and a lesbian couple. Or maybe you’re a lesbian couple and you know a gay couple. Or maybe you’re a gay couple and you know a lesbian couple. Yeah, right!

Kissing Wiener Dog/Dachshund Salt and Pepper Shakers

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They are like school on Monday.

Wiener Dog Dachshund Cuff Links

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Groovy.

Wiener Dog Hippie T-shirt

Longue-Dog Grenache Syrah

According to travel bloggers Diane and Wessel, Lougue-Dog is a play on word as the wine is from the Languedoc region of France.

Alas, not available in the US.

In case you don’t have a real wiener dog. Or even if you do.

Five bucks for the pattern.